1 00:00:26,490 --> 00:00:29,060 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 2 00:00:29,090 --> 00:00:31,830 Welcome to Candid Capers. 3 00:00:31,860 --> 00:00:35,060 This is the program which photographs people 4 00:00:35,100 --> 00:00:38,130 in amusing and embarrassing scenes, 5 00:00:38,170 --> 00:00:41,940 and then shows them to the television audience. 6 00:00:41,970 --> 00:00:47,010 Our photographer is returning with a new set of pictures. 7 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:48,780 Thank you. 8 00:00:48,810 --> 00:00:52,480 Allow me to explain how our program works. 9 00:00:52,510 --> 00:00:55,650 Our photographer goes into night clubs, 10 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,820 hotels, or parked cars 11 00:00:57,850 --> 00:01:00,620 and snaps these candid pictures. 12 00:01:00,660 --> 00:01:03,760 We then show the photographs on television 13 00:01:03,790 --> 00:01:06,290 and everyone has a good laugh. 14 00:01:06,330 --> 00:01:09,400 This first picture 15 00:01:09,430 --> 00:01:13,540 was snapped in a dark corner of the Nouveau Pub Coffee House, 16 00:01:13,570 --> 00:01:16,300 and it shows Mr. Andrew Spear Math 17 00:01:16,340 --> 00:01:18,340 and Miss G-- Oh. 18 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:23,580 Oh, there’s something on this one, excuse me. 19 00:01:23,610 --> 00:01:26,150 It’s from Mr. Spear Math. 20 00:01:27,450 --> 00:01:29,120 I see. 21 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:33,320 Candid Capers loves a good laugh, 22 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:36,990 but we certainly wouldn’t want to cause any misunderstandings. 23 00:01:38,460 --> 00:01:42,100 Apparently, all he could find on which to write his note 24 00:01:42,100 --> 00:01:44,330 was a $100 bill. 25 00:01:44,370 --> 00:01:46,100 While I go through these pictures, 26 00:01:46,100 --> 00:01:48,470 perhaps you’d like to look at the following 27 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:52,370 more formal photography. Thank you. 28 00:02:24,540 --> 00:02:25,940 How about that, Annie? 29 00:02:25,970 --> 00:02:27,780 How about that, huh? 30 00:02:27,810 --> 00:02:29,740 That fellow Rembrandt, he couldn’t do much better 31 00:02:29,780 --> 00:02:31,680 than that, could he? 32 00:02:31,710 --> 00:02:33,280 No, sir. 33 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:38,450 There you are. 34 00:02:38,490 --> 00:02:41,560 Now you’ve got the fanciest doghouse in town. 35 00:02:41,590 --> 00:02:43,320 Oh, yeah. I bet those other pooches 36 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:45,930 are gonna be jealous, huh? 37 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:48,830 Nothing’s too good for my little Annie. 38 00:02:48,860 --> 00:02:51,000 You know what I’m gonna do next winter? 39 00:02:51,100 --> 00:02:53,970 I’m gonna put a regular little heater in there for you. 40 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,640 I bet you’ll like that, huh? 41 00:02:55,670 --> 00:02:57,140 [dog whimpering] 42 00:02:57,170 --> 00:02:59,610 What’s the matter, old girl? 43 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:02,410 Where’s that old zip? Don’t you feel so well? 44 00:03:05,050 --> 00:03:06,850 Well, you coming in to dinner or aren’t you? 45 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:08,680 I’m coming, I’m coming. I just wanted to finish up 46 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:10,050 the painting. 47 00:03:10,050 --> 00:03:12,950 Looks pretty good. You wanna take a look? 48 00:03:13,050 --> 00:03:14,920 It’s a fine time to be painting. 49 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:16,830 And you with your good suit on. 50 00:03:16,860 --> 00:03:18,390 [exhales] 51 00:03:18,430 --> 00:03:20,230 Come on, girl. 52 00:03:25,270 --> 00:03:26,740 Look at that jacket. 53 00:03:26,770 --> 00:03:29,200 You think I can afford dry-cleaning every other day? 54 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:32,070 Why don’t you do that stuff on weekends, like other men do? 55 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:35,380 Other men don’t have a dog like Annie. 56 00:03:36,710 --> 00:03:37,880 You know? 57 00:03:37,910 --> 00:03:40,080 I don’t think Annie feels so well. 58 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:41,580 She doesn’t got that old zip. 59 00:03:41,620 --> 00:03:44,090 Well, what do you expect with an old dog? 60 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:45,520 She’s no puppy anymore. 61 00:03:45,550 --> 00:03:48,190 Yeah, well, she’s been moping around a lot. 62 00:03:48,220 --> 00:03:50,290 Maybe it’s the weather. 63 00:03:50,330 --> 00:03:52,390 You know what I think? 64 00:03:52,430 --> 00:03:53,900 I think she needs exercise. 65 00:03:53,930 --> 00:03:55,400 I ought to take her to the park more. 66 00:03:55,430 --> 00:03:58,900 Why don’t you take her to dinner and a show? 67 00:03:58,930 --> 00:04:01,070 Wouldn’t think of taking me to the park, would you? 68 00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:03,040 That’s different. 69 00:04:04,710 --> 00:04:07,880 You bet your life it’s different. 70 00:04:07,910 --> 00:04:10,480 You don’t think I get sick and tired of it? 71 00:04:10,510 --> 00:04:12,550 Watching you treat that dog like she was a 72 00:04:12,580 --> 00:04:15,650 I don’t know, Queen of Sheba? 73 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:17,790 You don’t come home from work to see me. 74 00:04:17,820 --> 00:04:19,250 You come home to see Annie. 75 00:04:19,290 --> 00:04:21,920 You starting that again? 76 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:24,190 Annie eats better than we do. 77 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:27,530 She goes to the vet more times than I go to the doctor. 78 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:30,070 And me, that really needs it with my back. 79 00:04:30,100 --> 00:04:31,830 You got any pepper? 80 00:04:34,270 --> 00:04:37,270 It’s "Annie this, Annie that." 81 00:04:37,310 --> 00:04:38,710 I’d hate to have a fire in this house, 82 00:04:38,740 --> 00:04:40,540 I don’t know who you’d rescue first! 83 00:04:40,580 --> 00:04:42,240 Oh, come on, now, Thelma. 84 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:44,080 You know you like the dog too. 85 00:04:44,110 --> 00:04:46,450 Oh? Like? 86 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:47,980 Like’s one thing. 87 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:50,350 It’s more than just like with you. 88 00:04:52,650 --> 00:04:55,090 Here, Annie. Here, Annie. 89 00:04:55,090 --> 00:04:56,520 Take it, girl. 90 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:57,890 -Well, take it. -[whimpers] 91 00:04:57,930 --> 00:05:00,030 Take it. 92 00:05:00,030 --> 00:05:02,560 She doesn’t want any meat. 93 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:05,100 She didn’t eat any breakfast this morning either. 94 00:05:05,130 --> 00:05:08,640 Hmm. Maybe she just doesn’t like it. 95 00:05:08,670 --> 00:05:10,170 Maybe it’s my cooking. 96 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:11,610 Maybe she don’t like that. 97 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:13,210 I didn’t say that. Now, come on, Thelma, 98 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:15,380 sit down, there’s something I wanna tell you. 99 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:23,650 Something happened at the office this morning. 100 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:25,720 Mr. McGregor called me in. 101 00:05:25,750 --> 00:05:28,090 He wants me to go to the Cleveland branch. 102 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,560 You? 103 00:05:31,190 --> 00:05:32,390 What for? 104 00:05:32,430 --> 00:05:33,700 Well, one of their department heads 105 00:05:33,730 --> 00:05:35,160 out there got sick, and they don’t know 106 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:36,730 how long he’ll be out. 107 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:38,500 He was working on a market research project 108 00:05:38,530 --> 00:05:41,440 -for one of our big clients. -So? 109 00:05:41,470 --> 00:05:45,070 So, they want me to go on out there and finish up the job. 110 00:05:45,070 --> 00:05:46,340 I don’t know how long it’ll take, 111 00:05:46,370 --> 00:05:47,440 two or three days, maybe. 112 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:50,250 What do you think of that? 113 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:53,180 Well, that’s very nice for you. 114 00:05:53,210 --> 00:05:54,780 Well, it is sort of flattering, 115 00:05:54,820 --> 00:05:56,550 I mean, it’s an important project. 116 00:05:56,580 --> 00:05:59,350 And he thinks I’m the right man to handle the job. 117 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:03,020 When are you supposed to leave? 118 00:06:03,020 --> 00:06:05,730 I’m to catch a plane at 9 o’clock in the morning. 119 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:07,730 I’ll have to pack tonight. 120 00:06:10,830 --> 00:06:12,930 Well, don’t forget your pills and stuff. 121 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:19,640 Well, I guess I’d better get started. Come on, girl. 122 00:06:46,070 --> 00:06:47,900 Thelma! I’m back. 123 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:55,640 How are you, Ned? How was the trip? 124 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:59,180 Well, it was just fine. It was OK. 125 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:01,020 -Oh, let me take that. -No, that’s all right. 126 00:07:01,020 --> 00:07:02,420 I can manage it. 127 00:07:02,450 --> 00:07:04,190 You must be awfully tired, dear. 128 00:07:04,220 --> 00:07:06,150 I made you some coffee. 129 00:07:06,190 --> 00:07:07,690 Good. 130 00:07:08,860 --> 00:07:11,730 Annie must be getting deaf in her old age. 131 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:15,030 I thought sure she’d be barking when I pulled up in that taxi. 132 00:07:19,930 --> 00:07:21,040 [exhales] 133 00:07:21,070 --> 00:07:23,140 Feels like I’ve been away a year. 134 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,240 Everything all right here? 135 00:07:33,180 --> 00:07:35,650 W-What is it? What’s happened? 136 00:07:37,420 --> 00:07:40,320 -Ned... -Oh, what is it, for Pete’s sake? 137 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:42,660 You’re acting awful funny, are you sorry I came home or something? 138 00:07:45,830 --> 00:07:49,060 -I’ve got bad news about Annie. -What’s wrong? 139 00:07:49,100 --> 00:07:50,070 What’s the matter with Annie? 140 00:07:52,370 --> 00:07:53,840 What? Is Annie sick? 141 00:07:53,870 --> 00:07:55,400 Is she at the vet’s? 142 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:57,410 Well, what is it, Thelma? 143 00:07:59,140 --> 00:08:01,780 It happened two days after you left. 144 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:05,150 She was acting funny. 145 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:06,610 Well, you saw the way she was acting, 146 00:08:06,650 --> 00:08:10,150 she just quit eating, I had to force the food on her. 147 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:12,520 And then one night, 148 00:08:12,550 --> 00:08:15,020 Friday it was, 149 00:08:15,020 --> 00:08:18,030 she was lying on the floor, under the dining table, 150 00:08:19,230 --> 00:08:21,660 she was breathing heavy, 151 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:24,670 and then she began to whimper like she was having a bad dream, 152 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,100 and then she got up... 153 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:43,320 Well? Go on, Thelma! 154 00:08:45,690 --> 00:08:47,760 She came over to me and 155 00:08:47,790 --> 00:08:50,430 stood in front of me, looking at me, 156 00:08:50,460 --> 00:08:52,160 making that funny little whimpering noise, 157 00:08:52,190 --> 00:08:53,930 like she had to go out or something... 158 00:08:58,330 --> 00:08:59,630 and then she collapsed. 159 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:03,840 She just fell over and lay there. 160 00:09:03,870 --> 00:09:07,410 I bent over her, but she didn’t move. 161 00:09:08,740 --> 00:09:11,250 She wasn’t even breathing. 162 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:14,120 I tried to pick her up, but she weighed a ton. 163 00:09:14,150 --> 00:09:17,050 She wasn’t even breathing, Ned. 164 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:18,550 I touched her, 165 00:09:18,590 --> 00:09:20,290 I didn’t feel anything, no heartbeat 166 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:22,120 or anything like that. 167 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:23,690 Did you call Dr. Chaff? 168 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,560 Did you call a vet? 169 00:09:25,590 --> 00:09:26,930 She was gone, Ned! 170 00:09:27,030 --> 00:09:28,460 She was dead! 171 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:31,530 She just stopped living, that’s all it was. 172 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:43,140 I-I called Mr. Doyle, next door, 173 00:09:43,180 --> 00:09:46,250 and he said there was nothing I could do about it. 174 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:50,790 Nothing I could do, but, but bury poor Annie. 175 00:09:50,820 --> 00:09:52,720 He-He said that he wished that he could help me, 176 00:09:52,750 --> 00:09:55,390 but, but he was sick in bed, with a cold. 177 00:09:55,420 --> 00:09:57,060 He said that... 178 00:09:57,090 --> 00:10:00,130 I should just take Annie out in the woods, 179 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:02,100 and bury her. 180 00:10:03,830 --> 00:10:05,870 Did you call Chaff? 181 00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:08,200 Did you tell him what was happening? 182 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:11,570 It was 10 o’clock, even later, nobody was open that late. 183 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:15,280 What did you do? 184 00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:18,310 I did what Mr. Doyle said, I... 185 00:10:18,350 --> 00:10:20,320 I went out into the woods, 186 00:10:20,350 --> 00:10:21,950 not too far, 187 00:10:21,980 --> 00:10:23,420 I dug a hole, 188 00:10:23,450 --> 00:10:24,850 I put Annie in it, 189 00:10:24,890 --> 00:10:27,390 I covered her up and came back to the house. 190 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:31,590 It was the only thing I could do. 191 00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:33,900 You did that. 192 00:10:33,930 --> 00:10:36,460 It was the only sensible thing, Ned. 193 00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:38,770 I couldn’t just leave her lie there. 194 00:10:40,370 --> 00:10:42,070 You buried her? 195 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:44,040 Yes. 196 00:10:44,070 --> 00:10:46,570 You buried my dog? 197 00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:51,880 How did you know she was dead? 198 00:10:51,910 --> 00:10:53,720 How did you know for sure? 199 00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:55,920 -Ned? -You know what you did? 200 00:10:55,950 --> 00:10:57,790 You buried Annie alive! 201 00:10:57,820 --> 00:10:59,820 You buried my dog alive! 202 00:10:59,850 --> 00:11:02,060 I didn’t! I didn’t! 203 00:11:02,090 --> 00:11:04,060 She was dead. 204 00:11:04,060 --> 00:11:06,730 She was 13, Ned! She was old! 205 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:10,300 Dr. Chaff said she was like a 90-year-old woman! 206 00:11:15,340 --> 00:11:18,670 You buried my dog alive! 207 00:11:18,710 --> 00:11:20,880 [grunts] 208 00:11:20,910 --> 00:11:23,610 [sobs] 209 00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:25,380 Annie! 210 00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:27,880 Annie! 211 00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:40,460 Ned? 212 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,800 Yes, Thelma? 213 00:11:42,830 --> 00:11:44,800 Ned, he’s here. 214 00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:46,970 Who’s here? 215 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,440 Dr. Chaff. 216 00:11:48,470 --> 00:11:50,270 I told you he was coming over this afternoon. 217 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,410 Will you see him, please? 218 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:54,940 Yes, sure. I will, Thelma. 219 00:11:57,710 --> 00:11:59,710 Come in, Doctor. 220 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:03,550 Mr. Malley. 221 00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:06,250 I understand you’ve been away on a business trip. 222 00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:08,120 Been to Cleveland, I hear. 223 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:09,560 Nice town, Cleveland. 224 00:12:09,590 --> 00:12:11,630 My daughter married a Cleveland boy. 225 00:12:11,660 --> 00:12:13,060 Won’t you sit down, Doctor? 226 00:12:13,060 --> 00:12:15,100 Oh, thank you, Mrs. Malley. 227 00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:20,070 Uh, Mr. Malley, 228 00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:22,370 it’s really too bad about your dog. 229 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:23,670 Fine animal. 230 00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:26,210 I always liked Kerry Blues. 231 00:12:28,340 --> 00:12:30,650 Your wife told me about all that happened. 232 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:33,250 About how upset you were. 233 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:35,780 I just want to reassure you that, 234 00:12:35,820 --> 00:12:39,290 well, she did absolutely the right thing. 235 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:43,160 The dog was old, you know? 13 years is very old for a dog. 236 00:12:43,190 --> 00:12:46,090 I’m sure there was no doubt about his being dead. 237 00:12:46,090 --> 00:12:48,200 She was a her. 238 00:12:48,230 --> 00:12:50,570 Annie was a her. 239 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:53,000 Why, yes, of course, I... 240 00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:55,570 Well, anyway, I just wanted you to know that Mrs. Malley 241 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,710 did the right thing by burying her. 242 00:12:57,740 --> 00:12:59,840 The only sensible thing. 243 00:13:03,140 --> 00:13:05,480 You’re a vet, Dr. Chaff. 244 00:13:05,510 --> 00:13:08,550 You ought to know whether a dog’s dead or alive. 245 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,920 Yes, naturally. 246 00:13:10,950 --> 00:13:12,150 But my wife, 247 00:13:12,190 --> 00:13:14,220 she isn’t a vet, is she? 248 00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:16,560 Well, I really don’t think there’s any question-- 249 00:13:16,590 --> 00:13:18,790 But you don’t really know, do you? 250 00:13:18,830 --> 00:13:20,760 Because you weren’t here. 251 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,400 Nobody really knows whether Annie was dead or alive. 252 00:13:23,430 --> 00:13:26,430 Because nobody was here, except my wife. 253 00:13:26,470 --> 00:13:27,570 You see my point? 254 00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:32,740 -Mrs. Malley, I-- -It’s all right, Doctor. 255 00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,510 You did your best. 256 00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:43,150 -[door opens] -[Chaff] I’m sorry. 257 00:13:43,180 --> 00:13:45,420 [Thelma] Well, thank you for coming, Doctor. 258 00:13:46,490 --> 00:13:47,960 [door closes] 259 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:01,570 You can put your shirt on now. 260 00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:06,140 Is something bothering you? 261 00:14:06,170 --> 00:14:09,110 Perhaps a business worry? Something like that? 262 00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:10,850 No, it’s nothing like that, Doctor, 263 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:13,350 it’s just the sleep. 264 00:14:13,380 --> 00:14:14,880 That’s my problem. 265 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:16,890 Well, you need your rest, no doubt about that, we all do. 266 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:18,850 Those, uh, those sleeping pills you gave me 267 00:14:18,890 --> 00:14:21,820 the last time I was here, I’m all out of them. 268 00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:24,160 It might be better if you could try getting along without them. 269 00:14:24,190 --> 00:14:25,730 I gotta get some sleep, Doctor, 270 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:28,660 if I can just get some sleep, I’m sure I’d feel better. 271 00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:29,800 All right, Mr. Malley, I’ll give you 272 00:14:29,830 --> 00:14:31,970 another prescription. 273 00:14:32,070 --> 00:14:35,700 But use the only when you feel it’s really necessary. 274 00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:38,070 I will, Doctor. 275 00:14:38,070 --> 00:14:40,740 Only when necessary. 276 00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:46,720 Ned. 277 00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:51,090 Yes, Thelma? 278 00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:53,320 There’s something I want to tell you. 279 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,460 Is it about Annie? 280 00:14:55,490 --> 00:14:57,290 In a way. 281 00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:59,660 I spoke to Dr. Chaff again, 282 00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:02,030 -and he says-- -Thelma, don’t. 283 00:15:02,060 --> 00:15:03,530 Don’t talk about it. 284 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:06,300 I don’t wanna hear another word. 285 00:15:06,330 --> 00:15:09,100 [sobbing] But we can’t go on like this. 286 00:15:09,140 --> 00:15:10,640 You make me feel so-- 287 00:15:10,670 --> 00:15:12,040 There’s no sense crying about it. 288 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:14,410 It’s all over and done with. 289 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:16,110 Well, I can’t help it. 290 00:15:16,140 --> 00:15:19,110 Annie’s dead, and that’s all there’s to it. 291 00:15:19,150 --> 00:15:22,350 Just won’t ever mention the subject again. 292 00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,220 All right? 293 00:15:25,890 --> 00:15:26,860 Do you mean that, Ned? 294 00:15:26,890 --> 00:15:28,760 Of course I mean it! 295 00:15:28,790 --> 00:15:30,230 We’ll forget all about Annie. 296 00:15:30,260 --> 00:15:31,660 Just like she never existed. 297 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,540 How about a nice cup of hot chocolate? 298 00:15:40,570 --> 00:15:41,840 No. No, thank you, Ned. 299 00:15:41,870 --> 00:15:43,410 I think I’ll get some when I go to bed. 300 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:45,670 Have some now. 301 00:15:45,710 --> 00:15:48,340 I’d like some myself. I’ll even fix it. 302 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,850 You? 303 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:55,080 Well, all right, Ned. If you want to. 304 00:16:02,620 --> 00:16:04,330 Is it all right? 305 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:06,660 Yes. Yes, it’s just fine. 306 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,270 Ned, there is something I wanna tell you. 307 00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:13,200 It isn’t too sweet? 308 00:16:13,230 --> 00:16:15,500 No. No. No, it’s fine. 309 00:16:18,570 --> 00:16:19,740 Ned-- 310 00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,640 You know that clock needs winding? 311 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:24,910 I’ll bet it hasn’t been wound since I left. 312 00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:28,320 [clicking, ticking] 313 00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:44,100 Uh... 314 00:16:44,130 --> 00:16:45,400 [breathes heavily] 315 00:16:45,430 --> 00:16:46,940 Ned, I... 316 00:16:46,970 --> 00:16:50,170 I feel so tired all of the sudden. 317 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:52,340 Maybe you ought to lie down a while. 318 00:16:52,370 --> 00:16:54,110 No. No, it’s... 319 00:16:54,140 --> 00:16:56,480 It’s too early to go to bed. 320 00:16:56,510 --> 00:16:58,180 Hmm. 321 00:16:58,210 --> 00:17:00,020 [gasps] 322 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,680 Maybe if I... 323 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:05,420 Maybe if I got some fresh air. 324 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,820 Ah! I feel so woozy! 325 00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:11,460 No, dear. 326 00:17:11,490 --> 00:17:12,760 You’ve just been knitting too much. 327 00:17:12,790 --> 00:17:15,460 Your eyes are tired. 328 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:16,700 Ned, I think I’m gonna faint. 329 00:17:16,730 --> 00:17:18,030 No. No. 330 00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:20,040 You’re going to be all right. 331 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,540 [Ned] You just go in and lie down a while. 332 00:17:21,570 --> 00:17:23,510 [Thelma] Yes, I think I’d better. 333 00:17:23,540 --> 00:17:26,840 Ned I, I feel awful. 334 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:30,310 Ned, I, I feel sick. 335 00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:33,750 No, you’ll be all right. 336 00:17:33,780 --> 00:17:36,120 You just sit down here, 337 00:17:36,150 --> 00:17:38,150 and lie back. 338 00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:39,890 Go to sleep. 339 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:42,360 Close your eyes. 340 00:17:42,390 --> 00:17:43,490 And go to sleep. 341 00:17:47,060 --> 00:17:49,860 Maybe we’d better call somebody. 342 00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:51,600 A doctor. 343 00:17:51,630 --> 00:17:54,500 No. We don’t need a doctor. 344 00:17:57,140 --> 00:17:59,670 A doctor wouldn’t do you any good now. 345 00:17:59,710 --> 00:18:01,680 It’s too late for that. 346 00:18:01,710 --> 00:18:03,780 What do you mean? 347 00:18:03,810 --> 00:18:06,450 What do you mean "too late"? 348 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:09,780 Why it’s just too late. 349 00:18:09,820 --> 00:18:13,150 It’ll all be over in a few minutes, Thelma. 350 00:18:13,190 --> 00:18:15,320 What are you talking about? 351 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:18,230 I gave you something in your hot chocolate, tonight. 352 00:18:18,260 --> 00:18:20,100 That’s why you’re feeling this way. 353 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,930 You gave me something? 354 00:18:25,030 --> 00:18:27,540 I went to see Dr. Prentiss today, 355 00:18:27,570 --> 00:18:30,640 and he gave me a prescription for some sleeping pills. 356 00:18:30,670 --> 00:18:32,640 A whole bottle full of them. 357 00:18:32,670 --> 00:18:35,110 And they were all in your chocolate, Thelma. 358 00:18:35,140 --> 00:18:36,410 Every single one. 359 00:18:41,050 --> 00:18:43,890 Ned! 360 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:46,190 Don’t try and fight it, Thelma. 361 00:18:46,220 --> 00:18:49,060 It’s too late to do anything about it now. 362 00:18:49,060 --> 00:18:51,460 There isn’t a thing they can do for you now. 363 00:18:51,490 --> 00:18:53,090 Just like they couldn’t do anything 364 00:18:53,130 --> 00:18:54,660 for poor Annie. 365 00:18:56,530 --> 00:18:59,230 You know what might even happen? 366 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,670 You may not be dead 367 00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:05,610 when I finally decide to call somebody. 368 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:08,640 You may only be sleeping. 369 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:12,210 And maybe they won’t even hear your heartbeat. 370 00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:15,050 Like you didn’t hear Annie’s. 371 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:17,890 Maybe they won’t even know you’re still alive. 372 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:24,190 And they may bury you, too! 373 00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:26,730 Just like you buried Annie out there! 374 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,230 Alive! 375 00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:30,230 That’s what might happen! 376 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:32,800 [heavy breathing] 377 00:19:32,830 --> 00:19:34,570 Ned... 378 00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:36,070 please. 379 00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:38,310 Help me. 380 00:19:38,340 --> 00:19:40,610 Now, just lie still, Thelma. 381 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:43,380 Don’t make it any harder for yourself. 382 00:19:43,410 --> 00:19:46,050 It’s gonna be hard enough 383 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:49,320 when they put that dirt over you. 384 00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:54,690 When they start to cover up that grave and you’re in it 385 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:56,690 alive. 386 00:19:56,730 --> 00:19:59,830 That’s gonna be hard, Thelma. 387 00:19:59,860 --> 00:20:01,930 Just like it was for Annie. 388 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,570 [grunts] 389 00:20:53,010 --> 00:20:55,520 [barking] 390 00:20:58,190 --> 00:20:59,920 [barking] 391 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:08,060 [barking continues] 392 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:15,140 [barking continues] 393 00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:25,710 Annie? 394 00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:28,750 [whimpering] 395 00:21:32,550 --> 00:21:33,690 Annie! 396 00:21:49,340 --> 00:21:51,670 You think she’ll be able to talk now? 397 00:21:51,710 --> 00:21:53,380 [intern] You could try. 398 00:21:57,110 --> 00:21:58,850 Mrs. Malley? 399 00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:05,150 You’re going to be all right now, ma’am. 400 00:22:05,190 --> 00:22:08,760 All you have to do now is just take it easy. 401 00:22:08,790 --> 00:22:10,960 Ned, 402 00:22:11,060 --> 00:22:13,090 my husband? 403 00:22:13,130 --> 00:22:16,060 Well, I’m afraid this is going to be bad news. 404 00:22:19,100 --> 00:22:20,940 Mrs. Malley... 405 00:22:22,940 --> 00:22:24,810 Patrolman Davis found your husband 406 00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:26,680 in the backyard. 407 00:22:26,710 --> 00:22:28,540 He must have fallen. 408 00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:31,080 He struck his head on the concrete and... 409 00:22:32,410 --> 00:22:35,080 well, he’s dead, Mrs. Malley. I’m sorry. 410 00:22:36,850 --> 00:22:38,150 He’s dead? 411 00:22:39,620 --> 00:22:41,290 It was your neighbor, Mr. Doyle, who phoned us, 412 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:42,790 he heard a racket in your backyard 413 00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:44,660 and thought it must have been a prowler. 414 00:22:44,690 --> 00:22:47,400 It’s lucky for you that he did. 415 00:22:47,430 --> 00:22:48,760 [sobs] 416 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,800 Look, Mrs. Malley, 417 00:22:50,830 --> 00:22:54,100 I know that you don’t feel much like talking now, 418 00:22:54,100 --> 00:22:56,840 but there’s something we have to know. 419 00:22:56,870 --> 00:22:58,410 Now, about that overdose you took, 420 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:00,110 those sleeping pills. 421 00:23:00,140 --> 00:23:01,840 He’s dead. 422 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,910 [sobs] 423 00:23:04,950 --> 00:23:08,420 He’s dead. 424 00:23:08,450 --> 00:23:11,050 And he never even knew. 425 00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:12,520 Knew what, Mrs. Malley? 426 00:23:14,620 --> 00:23:18,890 He never knew about the dog. 427 00:23:18,930 --> 00:23:21,860 It was Dr. Chaff’s idea. 428 00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:24,600 To get him another Kerry Blue. 429 00:23:24,630 --> 00:23:28,200 Just like the one that died. Just like Annie. 430 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,800 To make him feel better. 431 00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:38,650 I was going to surprise him tonight. 432 00:23:55,830 --> 00:23:57,670 Would you believe it? 433 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:02,940 We don’t have a single photograph to show you. 434 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:06,340 I should tell you more of this in just a moment. 435 00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:11,380 That concludes our show for tonight. 436 00:24:11,410 --> 00:24:13,720 As for Candid Capers, 437 00:24:13,750 --> 00:24:16,520 we have added a new feature. 438 00:24:17,820 --> 00:24:20,690 The Telephone-Tapping Hour. 439 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:24,060 We hope this will be even more entertaining 440 00:24:24,060 --> 00:24:25,560 and profitable. 441 00:24:25,590 --> 00:24:28,600 So, until next week, goodnight.